Gonna tell my kids this was #JohnMastodon.
@janbeta plot twist, John Mastodon is Tom's new nom de guerre (I had to Google the spelling for that)
E: autocorrect

@janbeta I missed this earlier but it's one of the best - if not the best - John Mastodon jokes!
Well played sir, well played. π π
@janbeta Nobody will ever give us that much joy as John Mastodon did! π
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