Roxi Horror 💀🌸Dec 16, 2022

HAVING KIDS
• expensive & boring
• they will live with you for 18 years

BEFRIENDING A CROW
• cheap & exciting
• they will bring you gifts
• there is a good chance they will also be willing to do crimes for you

Show threadCaseyTheOkayestDec 16, 2022
@roxiqt I am trying so hard to get crows to be my friends. The squirrels just take all the peanuts.
Show threadRoxi Horror 💀🌸Dec 16, 2022
@CaseyWrites the squirrel and bird rivalry, a tale as old as time
Show threadHistoPol (#HP) 🏴 🇺🇸 🏴

@roxiqt @CaseyWrites

Ah, too bad.
I have always been #TeamSquirrel. 😀

Dec 17, 2022 at 7:52pmMastodon for Android
Show threadCaseyTheOkayestDec 17, 2022
@HistoPol @roxiqt Oh, I love squirrels. The mfs in my backyard are so spoiled. I actually dissected a granola bar, removing bits of chocolate before giving it to a squirrel, bc I worried chocolate might be bad for them.
Show threadHistoPol (#HP) 🏴 🇺🇸 🏴Dec 17, 2022

@CaseyWrites @roxiqt

well done