Roxi Horror 💀🌸Dec 16, 2022

HAVING KIDS
• expensive & boring
• they will live with you for 18 years

BEFRIENDING A CROW
• cheap & exciting
• they will bring you gifts
• there is a good chance they will also be willing to do crimes for you

Show threadJ🍩hn FünkDec 16, 2022
@roxiqt If your children aren't willing to do crimes for you, you failed as a parent.
Show threadHistoPol (#HP) 🏴 🇺🇸 🏴

@probablyjohnfunk @roxiqt

Lol

Yes, so #TFG did not fail...as a parent.

Dec 17, 2022 at 7:51pmMastodon for Android
Show threadHtaggertDec 18, 2022
@roxiqt @probablyjohnfunk @HistoPol well I think TFG kids are criming for themselves not him
Show threadHistoPol (#HP) 🏴 🇺🇸 🏴Dec 19, 2022

@Htaggert @roxiqt @probablyjohnfunk

Probably