HAVING KIDS
• expensive & boring
• they will live with you for 18 years

BEFRIENDING A CROW
• cheap & exciting
• they will bring you gifts
• there is a good chance they will also be willing to do crimes for you

@roxiqt yeah, well... You and your crows can wait and see. My life goal is to become the king of lost children, ruling over a guild of orphan pickpockets living in the sewers and tunnels under the city.
You better belive those brats will bring me gifts and do crimes for me!