Dark Brandon is back!

After Donald Trump unveiled that his "major announcement" was the Sad! release of his collectible digital trading cards, President Biden showed him what a real presidential announcement looks like.

Well played, sir! 👏

https://www.comicsands.com/biden-trolls-trump-announcement-cards-2658972177.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=toot&utm_campaign=sand

Joe Biden Masterfully Trolls Trump's Big 'Announcement' With A Few Announcements Of His Own

Dark Brandon is the best Brandon.

Comic Sands
@filmcritic @georgetakei I think the dimple should be in the crotch area… I doubt he has an “outtie”
@georgetakei I mean, calling that a "dark brandon" move feels a little silly, but it is good to see him use any opportunity to actually raise awareness of tangible good things his administration has accomplished (not that any of the trumpers would ever see any of it)

@toplesstopics
@georgetakei

I'm just kind of jazzed that the Dark Brandon meme has this level of brand recognition.

@Kazuyadarklight Though sadly a lot of the edgelords now say that Dark Brandon has "jumped the shark" (idk what the modern euphemism is) now that "normies" are using it 😏​

I don't really care now many people use it, I just think it's hilarious. Especially when actually beneficial (like pointing out solid accomplishments, instead of mean jokes)

The less I hear about the former guy and what he has done to divide the people of the United States the more I hope he sinks into oblivion!
@georgetakei I'd bet the trading card bit is just a way to money launder campaign finance money directly to the Trump crime syndicate.
@Khloe_the_Red
@georgetakei oh no. If you read the fine print, it has NOTHING to do with the campaign. It goes directly into Trumps pocket.
@georgetakei as a great man once said: oh my. :D
@georgetakei What the heck? That was a real thing? I thought it was a joke. Baseball cards? Seriously!? 😂
@666k9s @georgetakei
It's worse, it's an NFT of a "card". A buyer won't even own it. Question is: Will there be a significant amount of real buyers or will some "unknown" entity (aka a Trump org or associated) mass buy them.
@Fluofish This stuff is above my head to understand how people will give money for this not real stuff.
@georgetakei great to see a favourite of mine on here, George. A sane voice amongst the loony Tweeters
@georgetakei President Biden tries to remind us that the glass is at least half full. We can agree with him or not agree. Former president Trump's approach seems to be that anything in the glass is his to sell until it is empty. Scamming people out of money for digital collecting cards; now that's just sort of pitiful. New low. Who is advising him? Truly sad to see a former United States president behave like an infomercial pitch guy. :(
@georgetakei The differences are so obvious... Pres. Biden is a classy, educated man. Whereas, Trump is longing for attention after a failed White House administration... Trump is really the biggest disgrace in US history...
@georgetakei sold out in half a day if reports are to be believed. Americans are smart.

@georgetakei I like Stephen Colbert's name for the trump NFTs:

"Cards Against Humanity"

@georgetakei
Obama's big annoucement was the killing of Bin Laden.

@georgetakei

The best take I have heard is that the cards were money laundering to pay for classified documents. The public sale is gravy and the bulk will be from a coconspiring entity, not individuals.

@georgetakei Wow, a whole 15 comments!
@georgetakei
I'm Canadian: and I'm embarrassed by Trumps announcement. What does that tell ya? What a dark souled child!!
@georgetakei I got a chuckle out of the part where they said they, "must have flown off the shelves".

Yea, people also bought those collectable Elvis plates years ago. But at least with those you had a plate you could hold. LOL
@georgetakei Gotta love Dark Brandon…
@georgetakei Bidebs announcement are AMAZING announcements. Trumps are toilet paper flush announcements.
@georgetakei my bestie noted that these purchases are 1 cent less than the amount you have to report to the IRS.
@georgetakei Biden (America) just ignore the fact that the Price killed a reporter. Oil was more important.
@georgetakei That is AWESOME!! 👏 👏 😄 Love Dark Brandon! 🖤
@georgetakei And the damn things sold out and have gone up in value! Geez, his supporters will buy anything he sells. Kind of scary.
@georgetakei wait, they're only *digital* cards?! Hahahahhaa!
@georgetakei Bwahahaha, excellent trolling reality check for the (R)eich leader and the minions.
@georgetakei Trump is nothing more than a snake oil salesman. Sadly, people will always spend their hard earned money on anything he sells.
@georgetakei
and all the marks who bought Donald's NFTs didn't even get pillows
@georgetakei Can someone please tell me how to change servers and how to create a post of my own instead of just replying to everyone else.
@georgetakei it's actually really funny in a way, trump is now selling nfts, months after they fell out of fashion
Donald Trump's 'Digital Trading Cards' Sold Out In One Day — Netting $4.4 Million

All 44,000 of Trump’s $99 NFTs sold out, according to CollectTrumpCards.com.

Forbes
@georgetakei I am going hungry because of bare shelves and can't afford food. The previous nazi, ran out of TP, there are alternatives. This Nazi out of fuel, food, money, can't heat my home, or have TV service. The alternative is starve to death.

@georgetakei I love the Trump cultists currently bragging about how fast the That Fucking Grifter's NFTs sold out.

It's like, yeah, the fact that your side is dumb enough to spent $99 each on a bunch of JPGs with no intrinsic value... isn't the flex you think it is.

@georgetakei a President is always Presidential. A fraud needs a backdrop