HAVING KIDS
• expensive & boring
• they will live with you for 18 years

BEFRIENDING A CROW
• cheap & exciting
• they will bring you gifts
• there is a good chance they will also be willing to do crimes for you

@roxiqt how would one befriend a crow? I'm being serious, we have a murder if then around us. We even call the ring leader Harry (I doubt they're the same crows/crow). I just want one to bring me things! I find it incredible that they can be trained in that way.