HAVING KIDS
• expensive & boring
• they will live with you for 18 years

BEFRIENDING A CROW
• cheap & exciting
• they will bring you gifts
• there is a good chance they will also be willing to do crimes for you

@roxiqt my crows haven't brought me any gifts yet 😤 but they did bring their baby crow to visit. Maybe that was the ~best gift of all
@pikacat that sounds adorable
@roxiqt it was, actually. I have cute secret crow cam videos where the fledgling was playing with marbles I left out for them. He'd toss them around and try to fit them into the lid of a large garden urn or skate on them.