#dwarffortress year 3: The attacks from agitated birds have continued non-stop. 4 dwarven children are likely scarred for life by the constant death, and refuse to feel happy despite all of the golden toys I throw at them.

The ghost of a woodcutter that was swept away by one of the birds has come back to haunt the fortress. Masons have been quickly dispatched to create a makeshift memorial. Plans are being made to bring everything inside

#dwarffortress Did Zach and Tarn add bad-ass action movie one-liners to the game, or has the avian onslaught just turned my fortress into bored-but-hardened assassins?

#dwarffortress Great, now a small army of Agitated Giant Capybaras aggroed my militia and baited them into combat in a river too deep to swim in.

Maybe they were all cocky from years of successfully battling off angry birds?

It triggered an unfortunate chain of militia members drowning in the river, and then hapless peasants ignoring my request to stay inside and drowning as they attempt to retrieve the bodies.

This save is cursed.