Virginia Heffernan
NUMEROUS INBOUND REQUESTS
Dec 17, 2022 at 1:32amWeb
Show threadCaptain RenaultDec 17, 2022
@virginiaheffernan there is zero possibility that their claim is true.
Show threadlazystreet779Dec 17, 2022
@NotClaudeRains @virginiaheffernan kidding me? Everybody thinks they want to work with musk…until they do. Can musk be bought out?
Show threadCaptain RenaultDec 17, 2022
@lazystreet779 @virginiaheffernan not if they price it for ten times its market value. Musk is clearly gearing up for a Chapter 11 since he's not paying rent, vendors, or agreed upon severance packages. We'll see what it's worth after.
Show threadDave MarshallDec 17, 2022
@NotClaudeRains @lazystreet779 @virginiaheffernan Nothing wrong with Twitter that a few doses of Ivermectin can't cure!
Show threadlazystreet779Dec 17, 2022
@NotClaudeRains @virginiaheffernan that’s a big possibility. He devalued it.
Show threadjadeablissDec 17, 2022
@virginiaheffernan can you translate? Is he out there begging for money to reduce his exposure?
Show threadVirginia HeffernanDec 17, 2022
@Jadeabliss something like that? https://www.semafor.com/article/12/16/2022/elon-musks-team-is-seeking-new-investors-for-twitter
Elon Musk's team is seeking new investors for Twitter | Semafor

The managing director of Elon Musk’s family office reached out to potential investors this week.

Show threadjadeablissDec 17, 2022
@virginiaheffernan muy interesante…thank you!
Show threadSaqibReportsDec 17, 2022
@virginiaheffernan Numerous.. . Absolutely numerous. 😂
Show threadVirginia HeffernanDec 17, 2022
@SaqibReports Innumerable, really
Show threadDave MarshallDec 17, 2022
@virginiaheffernan @SaqibReports Not even countable using ordinary number systems.
Show threadVirginia HeffernanDec 17, 2022
@dkmarsh @SaqibReports Breaking: Boring Company engineering resources have been entirely diverted to the task of counting but still it’s “falling short,” say number officials
Show threadSaqibReportsDec 17, 2022
@virginiaheffernan @dkmarsh that’s only because half the people are busy absolutely fending of investors looking to be part of the Twitter deal.
Show threadDave MarshallDec 17, 2022
@virginiaheffernan @SaqibReports Time to call in the true mathematicians to figure out these imaginary numbers.
Show threadlazystreet779Dec 17, 2022
@virginiaheffernan besides, he constantly shoots his own foot. I’m surprised he can still walk.
Show threadDave MarshallDec 17, 2022
@lazystreet779 @virginiaheffernan Especially since his other foot is always in his mouth.
Show threadThat Guy AngeloDec 17, 2022
@virginiaheffernan I don’t know. I think after the last few weeks Twitter is definitely worth around $50. Wait, they meant per share?
Show threadPhoenixDogLoverDec 17, 2022
@virginiaheffernan Alexa! What is a pump 'n dump scheme?
Show threadGregory HaysDec 17, 2022
@virginiaheffernan big strong guys saying please sir may i invest in twitter
Show threadE.G. PhillipsDec 17, 2022
@virginiaheffernan presumably the outbound requests were met with derision
Show threadHobbesDec 17, 2022
@virginiaheffernan https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EnmIQLrW8AQE5tN.jpg
Show threadAndy SternbergDec 17, 2022
@virginiaheffernan lmao. Bankman-Friedian if true
Show threadJetStreamDec 17, 2022
@virginiaheffernan perhaps they should go to the same list of Trump donors? Judging by how those Fox hosts talked, they should jump in with all their assets. $54.20 seems a very attractive price to them.
Show threadSteve TorrenteDec 17, 2022
@virginiaheffernan My girlfriend wants to invest, but you wouldn't know her - she lives in Canada.
Show threadJuliaDec 17, 2022
@virginiaheffernan Elmo is getting desperate. Who would say yes to this?
Show threadLudger SolbachDec 17, 2022
@virginiaheffernan Grifters gonna grift.
Show threadI Am the Fly Eagles FlyDec 17, 2022
@virginiaheffernan He’s even starting to SOUND like Trump. “The offers are YUGE…”
Show threadDave MarshallDec 17, 2022
@virginiaheffernan The margin calls are coming from inside the house!
Show threadVirginia HeffernanDec 17, 2022
@dkmarsh 💯
Show threadJohn McIntoshDec 17, 2022
@virginiaheffernan With 1/4 of the workforce left and a shrinking user base, what does he need so much money for?
Show threadJeffrey RubertiDec 17, 2022
@virginiaheffernan authoritarians have lots of money.