HAVING KIDS
• expensive & boring
• they will live with you for 18 years

BEFRIENDING A CROW
• cheap & exciting
• they will bring you gifts
• there is a good chance they will also be willing to do crimes for you

@roxiqt And bonus -- crows can teach future generations who their human allies are, since they recognize human faces!
@ShadowPlay @roxiqt I've often thought foxes can do the same.