HAVING KIDS
• expensive & boring
• they will live with you for 18 years

BEFRIENDING A CROW
• cheap & exciting
• they will bring you gifts
• there is a good chance they will also be willing to do crimes for you

@roxiqt I dunno, my kid brings me coffee when I'm having a bad day, and I'm pretty sure they'd avenge my death in a moody action film if I was ever the victim of violence. 🤔 I also get to interrupt their video games by asking "are you winning, son?" and they laugh every time. Can't get dad joke appreciation from a crow.