Roxi Horror 💀🌸HAVING KIDS
• expensive & boring
• they will live with you for 18 years
BEFRIENDING A CROW
• cheap & exciting
• they will bring you gifts
• there is a good chance they will also be willing to do crimes for you
Mare! Mare! Everywhere!Added bonus, there's a good chance they'll attack anyone who comes to your doorstep!
@iama this makes befriending a crow worth it on it's own, tbh