"i'm not mad. i'm laughing"

This is all somewhat annoying but the underlying truth that nothing is going well for Elon kinda makes up for it.

coding is hard

adding an extra slash apparently works too

the real risk for twitter here is that pretty much the thing that made anyone give a shit about twitter was the journalists and the celebrities, and if he loses the journalists he loses a ton of twitter's agenda-related soft power, which was already in question.

i guess he'd still have ye, though...

whoops

lol its broken

must have been one of those microservices

it started going negative lmao

Jason Calcanis is a shitty C tier venture capital guy who has been Elon's faithful toady for years

let this post be your guide to the general morals and mindset of jason calacanis: paid internships are good, but only if the intern is paying

just guessing but a lot of that "mdma" he was popping was probably meth

his brain is so broken it passed sad and looped back to hilarious

Lol it's on the main page of multiple news sites now.

He probably thinks he can fix the narrative if he can get ahead of it and stop the journalists reporting on the only Social Media platform there is (ie; Twitter).

And has made it much worse by Streisanding the matter completely.

I never understood how an imperial governor would fall to Tzzech.

Now I know. Just as planned.

Huh? Doesn't he really want people to say he was right to suspend the account? Why is that not even an option? Is he so afraid that people would say he's wrong that he won't even include that?

And how are most of the banned tweets real time when they are retweets hours later?

I guess you can't apply logic to the flailing of a drugged up fascist

AOC's secret private jet empire

Lmao, good god. A literal man child.

Ahhh I see, his plane has a cloaking device he invented!

Fuck this Clown holy shit

Just Log Off and Take the L moron

Guess who the NYT and NBC News are punishing for all of this drama?

If you guessed their own reporters for doing their jobs, then congrats; you've been paying attention to how the world works over the past 5-6 years!

Imagine watching all of the criticism and dunking that Elon's gotten for this dumbass behavior over the past ~24 hours, including even Weiss and Greenwald backtracking on whether it's good to ban reporters, and thinking "Ben Collins was wrong to criticize Elon".

Fucking cowards.