Ryan "Punished" Mac
Remember that whole thing where Elon said Twitter was 90% bots that would attack proud American patriot conservatives and updoot the perfidious radical left woke democrat antifa?
he's pleased as punch and taking a victory lap
and another one gone and another one gone

Does he think anybody is claiming Elon is doing something illegal? he doesn't seriously think that does he?

I hope glenwald catches one of Bolsanaro's many diseases.

His eyes were like little caves in that last photo, I imagine he is going sleepless and partying quite a bit.

"papa what's the iceberg like"

"it is very big, we call it The Snow, i will not make it"

"but why papa?"

"mice do not live for very long. promise me you will take many pictures when you get there, and set them on my tombstone"

"i will papa"

yeah he's basically putting every federated Mastodon instance on the this-site-may-harm-your-computer list now
This was indeed a curse placed upon them
GOTEM
There will not be a good explanation
Reconsidering our School's Engagement with Twitter

"My exact location" says the guy who bragged about living in the twitter offices for 2 months or whatever.

Apparently, CNN, TechCrunch, the NYT, WaPo, Bloomberg, some 20-year old kid, Keith Olberman, and NBC News were all trying assassinate Elon Musk.

It ain't gettin better for musky
Imagine being one of the richest people in the world and being a reply guy to Ian Miles Cheong of all fucking people
The Internet Makes You Stupid

"Freeze Peach" was made for this

Who am I to disagree

Twitter's fine. Everything's fine.

Nothing to see here.

this is what happens when you put it in the newspapers that elon is mad

this is musk’s reichstag flyer moment

boer hall putsch
What part of the Lowtax speedrun is this? Closing FYAD?
"without addressing the question you're actually asking, fuck you"
he's not the most evil boy in tech, but paul graham is truly the dumbest boy in tech

"i'm not mad. i'm laughing"

This is all somewhat annoying but the underlying truth that nothing is going well for Elon kinda makes up for it.

coding is hard

adding an extra slash apparently works too

Hard Drive EiC swinging for the fences:
This is the best one yet

the real risk for twitter here is that pretty much the thing that made anyone give a shit about twitter was the journalists and the celebrities, and if he loses the journalists he loses a ton of twitter's agenda-related soft power, which was already in question.

i guess he'd still have ye, though...

whoops

lmao at joining a twitter space
he joined the twitter space, accused the journalists of ban evading, and ragequit when they called him out. lmao

lmao he killed the space with 16,000 people in it at the time

anyways here is elon's entire appearance in the space. get it while it lasts:

lol at the 2nd richest guy on earth spending 44billion dollars so he could get cyberbullied.

So he disabled spaces because that guy got around his ban using it right and not because he was completely and utterly embarrassed?

Some real Streamer/Discord Mod Meltdown energy in Elon today

👀
he killed ALL the twitter spaces