The Night of the Elong Knives

I do wonder if the booing and whatever really happened with that guy last night breached his protective bubble and is making him really really paranoid right now

it def made him really thirsty to lash out at his perceived enemies in the same ways he decries as violating the first amendment when it happens to nazis

guess u just need the right excuse

Mike Masnick of Techdirt just took his account private after posting this article he wrote

https://www.techdirt.com/2022/12/15/thursday-night-purge-elon-musks-twitter-bans-tons-of-high-profile-journalists/

Thursday Night Purge: Elon Musk’s Twitter Bans Tons Of High Profile Journalists

Well. Just after finishing that last post about Twitter banning the official Mastodon account on Twitter for tweeting about the ElonJet tracking account existing on Mastodon, it seems that whatever…

Techdirt
Bitch baby

For the "sin" of either reporting on elonjet or the fact that no police report had been filed after Elon was whining about his kid supposedly being stalked (b/c of elonjet) he’s axed a half-dozen journalists in the past hour, as well as several people who had only retweeted stuff those journos said.

Yes, Elon's even more of a bitchmade crybaby than even Trump himself. Many people are saying it!

Can Elon ban journalists faster than the journalists can report on other journalists being banned??

Lmao that Trump released his new pokemon cards but everyone is talking about Leon's meltdown
QAnon, adrift after Trump’s defeat, finds new life in Elon Musk’s Twitter

Musk has become so popular in QAnon circles that some regard him, not Trump, as the savior-like figure they’ve been waiting for.

The Washington Post
none of the reporters were sharing "live location information" though, they were talking, like, thirdhand about someone who might have been sharing it days earlier
Ryan "Punished" Mac
Remember that whole thing where Elon said Twitter was 90% bots that would attack proud American patriot conservatives and updoot the perfidious radical left woke democrat antifa?
he's pleased as punch and taking a victory lap
and another one gone and another one gone

Does he think anybody is claiming Elon is doing something illegal? he doesn't seriously think that does he?

I hope glenwald catches one of Bolsanaro's many diseases.

His eyes were like little caves in that last photo, I imagine he is going sleepless and partying quite a bit.

"papa what's the iceberg like"

"it is very big, we call it The Snow, i will not make it"

"but why papa?"

"mice do not live for very long. promise me you will take many pictures when you get there, and set them on my tombstone"

"i will papa"

yeah he's basically putting every federated Mastodon instance on the this-site-may-harm-your-computer list now
This was indeed a curse placed upon them
GOTEM
There will not be a good explanation
Reconsidering our School's Engagement with Twitter

"My exact location" says the guy who bragged about living in the twitter offices for 2 months or whatever.

Apparently, CNN, TechCrunch, the NYT, WaPo, Bloomberg, some 20-year old kid, Keith Olberman, and NBC News were all trying assassinate Elon Musk.

It ain't gettin better for musky
Imagine being one of the richest people in the world and being a reply guy to Ian Miles Cheong of all fucking people
The Internet Makes You Stupid

"Freeze Peach" was made for this

Who am I to disagree

Twitter's fine. Everything's fine.

Nothing to see here.

this is what happens when you put it in the newspapers that elon is mad

this is musk’s reichstag flyer moment

boer hall putsch
What part of the Lowtax speedrun is this? Closing FYAD?
"without addressing the question you're actually asking, fuck you"
if he actually cared about this, he would charter different private jets every time to obfuscate his travel habits. OTOH, that'd get in the way of horse trading with masseuses mid-flight while they're trapped on his jet, so.
lmfao
real-time assassination coordinates is a good username
@cspam I used to work as a cover artist for the aferomentioned yellow books until smart phones displaced their use.
roland reached the tower again, Steve

@cspam

At least he finally admits that it's personal and not policy-driven.