[creation]
GOD: You all have a divine purpose
HORSE: I will plow man's field
COW: I will give man milk
GUINEA PIG: I will test man's shampoo
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MAN: I will do what again?
GOD: I'm not going to tell you or provide any proof I exist or really what I want. Good luck.
MAN: Well, shit.