@scottjshapiro Genius…

@scottjshapiro, he makes anarchy look effortless.

@scottjshapiro Refusing to pay one's debts sure seems to be a common "get richer" scheme among the already very rich.

@scottjshapiro Step five: Collect underpants
Step six: Profit!

@scottjshapiro Galaxy Brain: Sell your car because you don't have to commute.

@scottjshapiro “profit”

@scottjshapiro This is brilliant. By making employees sleep at the office, they're now subject to tenant protection laws and can't be evicted for not paying their rent. /s

@scottjshapiro I hope the bird site offices have showers 🚿 and laundry 🧺

@scottjshapiro
5. Get called a genius.
I swear, Musk is a dumb person's idea of a genius.
quiet success > loud failure

@scottjshapiro Twitter doesn't have to pay rent if remaining employees can claim squatting rights

@scottjshapiro 😂