@jeffjarvis and how do you manage the polka dots on the face? :o)

@jeffjarvis just keep the collars down

@jeffjarvis Have you tried growing a bushy beard and putting on a thick red coat?

@jeffjarvis Ugh, that's a serious situation. Try to stay calm, stay hydrated, and lock the door before Maria Bartiromo shows up to interview you.

@jeffjarvis is your uni saving energy costs during winter break, too?

❄️❄️🤣 @jeffjarvis

@jeffjarvis Head to the pub before that happens.

@jeffjarvis Nothing says respect like 3 popped collars and liver failure.

@jeffjarvis oh oh...not a good look.

@jeffjarvis I am sitting almost on top of an infrared heater. One week until sunlight starts increasing again.

@jeffjarvis You made me realize that Bannon must’ve read The Official Preppy Handbook in the ‘80s, but neglected to actually buy the clothing. He’s still shopping at Goodwill.

@jeffjarvis We older people need it a few degrees warmer.

@jeffjarvis
You have a lot of drinking to do, then waiting a while to bathe or shave before you resemble Bannon.