Deeply concerned that I'm in an echo chamber now where nobody will scream GROOMER at me or tell me to take my meds or explain how ACTUALLY the FBI orchestrated 1/6
@Popehat I mean, we can make something up if you really want, but it probably won’t be as ridiculous. Do you like UFOs?

@hacks4pancakes @Popehat sesame street is an elaborate construction to indoctrinate children into accepting the beings from Tau Ceti that created humanity, represented by the "muppet" gonzo.

They are being taught from a young age that he is friendly and to be trusted, so there is little resistance when they finally arrive.