Ken WhiteDeeply concerned that I'm in an echo chamber now where nobody will scream GROOMER at me or tell me to take my meds or explain how ACTUALLY the FBI orchestrated 1/6
Lesley Carhart 
@Popehat I mean, we can make something up if you really want, but it probably won’t be as ridiculous. Do you like UFOs?
Michael Lammer@hacks4pancakes @Popehat sesame street is an elaborate construction to indoctrinate children into accepting the beings from Tau Ceti that created humanity, represented by the "muppet" gonzo.
They are being taught from a young age that he is friendly and to be trusted, so there is little resistance when they finally arrive.