#Food Today's advice column inspired grouse:
Starter salads are not a vegetarian entree!
I am a breathing embodiment of the stereotype that vegetarians love salad. I really do! I love salad A LOT.
And yet, not being a cow, I still cannot digest roughage. Folks who seem to fully understand for themselves and their meat-eating guests that a bowl of greens is not a meal should not have trouble grasping that it is not a meal for a vegetarian, either.