Leo Gaudet
Scott ShapiroWas careful, wore a mask, got the shots, so don’t understand how I could have tested positive for woke mind virus.
Caroline Z-HA@scottjshapiro You didn't practice social media distancing.
tryggth@scottjshapiro Need to hang out with a better class of fiends.
Victor CastonIt was Musk, no doubt. Sorry to hear it, Scott.
paprikapink@scottjshapiro When one of my kids' friends caught it I and their other friends' parents brought our kids over to their house for a Woke Mind Virus Party. Now we all have it and it makes us stronger every day.
The Big Fox@scottjshapiro this is why I watch 2 episodes of “The Dukes of Hazard” daily.
Riatoseems like if we want to achieve herd immunity exposure to drag queen story hour should be mandatory, no?
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Dennis Jernberg@scottjshapiro
Me, test positive for woke mind virus?
I AM THE VIRUS!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
(As far as Elon's concerned, it might as well be true. 😉)
Paul Church@scottjshapiro Were you up to date with the bivalent brain beliefs?
Julie Dwyer
fmc01@scottjshapiro Oh God ! Its so contagious soon it won’t be safe to be on social media anymore. #WMV #ElonMuskPatientZero
Kevin Hardiman@scottjshapiro it’s a slippery bug
@scottjshapiro Doctor, doctor, give me the news …
@scottjshapiro That's what makes it SO INSIDIOUS!
Laurie Bruno@scottjshapiro double mask.
Anathema Device@scottjshapiro did you avoid left wingers? There's your mistake ;)
Mike Wronski@scottjshapiro it’s transmitted via the vaccine and the 5Gs
@scottjshapiro Happened to me too. I think I forgot the bleach treatment some Senators recommended.
Alan Martello@scottjshapiro I know a number of people in the same boat since Nov 1. One person I know only went out for daily walks in the park, that’s it and still got it.
This anecdotal study from China is questioned by some, but it offers a possible explanation. https://nypost.com/2022/11/29/china-pushes-dubious-study-about-jogger-causing-covid-19-outbreak/
SD Liz RoguestyleI’ll foLLow ya, i guess, for that one 😝 @scottjshapiro
lfrobertson@scottjshapiro
Could it be because you’re a Branch Covidian?
Could it be because you’re a Branch Covidian?
gmoke@scottjshapiro The woke mind virus was developed by Dr Fauci in the secret gain of function labs and the shots are engineered to be ineffective so that Fauci and the drug companies can make $$$$ by scaring you into getting them even though they don't work /too close to real snark
Raving_Sanity
Shane Lewin@scottjshapiro What have you been reading? It spreads rapidly through peer reviews.
eoaueyHerd immunity is the way.
@scottjshapiro Simple Scott. First a question I have is if woke is a correct term that should be applied to COV-19 virus or you also going to add progressive to it ??? Anyhow, this nations arrogance and lack of concern and empathy for fellow citizens, prevented adherence to reasonable tried and proven public health initiatives and accurate medical recommendations. As such, viral mutations and resistance to meds, vaccines occurred and here we are. 1.3 million dead for what ???
@scottjshapiro By this time next week, the RW will be mocking mask wearers, shouting at school boards to stop teaching the fake woke mind virus and taking horse dewormer to stop it.
Stefanie Jane 🌠@scottjshapiro Two words: Bill Gates
Old Man Mike@scottjshapiro have you ever read a book? That could be a cause
DVHenkelWallace@scottjshapiro apparently you were poorly educated and didn’t get terrible habits like kindness beaten out of you. Are you a foreigner?