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@princesaballena

I notice they made "you" plural, too! Men heldigvis har jeg ikke noe barn. (But fortunately I don't have any children)

@timtfj I figured they were talking to me and my husband!
@princesaballena I was imagining it as the culmination of a speech at some school event, addressed to all the parents :-)