Had a tough day on Facebook. I still don’t know what you’re supposed to comment under a photo of a new baby, but I’ve learned it isn’t ‘Yikes’.
@damienowens I enjoy the “Guess the weight of the baby” stuff. How the hell should I know. For me it’s like
“Guess how much the baby weighed.”
“Eight ounces.”
“Babies weigh more than that, silly!”
“Fifty pounds.”