Twitter feels like the point in the party when all the cool people have left and you know you should have been gone hours ago because now it’s just you, a huge mess, a few fucked up people making bad decisions and one guy vomiting outside

@mauraquint I have the reputation of the last one to leave any party.

Twitter has the vibes of a party where someone's going to get shot. I'm too old to hang around for the denouement of that bad noise.