Scrümbled Eggs 
Did you know that by replacing your potato chips with broccoli as a snack you can lose up to 50% of what little joy you still have in your life?
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Cdn Curmudgeon@scrumble_eggs That's only true when the broccoli is labelled "gluten-free and non-GMO." Regular, off-the-shelf broccoli only reduces joy by 12%.