Twitter feels like the point in the party when all the cool people have left and you know you should have been gone hours ago because now it’s just you, a huge mess, a few fucked up people making bad decisions and one guy vomiting outside

@mauraquint

Reading your tweet the first party that came to mind was this fucked up New Years Eve party where I wound up getting an earful from this conspiracy theory psycho and me chewing my arm off to get away from him.