Twitter feels like the point in the party when all the cool people have left and you know you should have been gone hours ago because now it’s just you, a huge mess, a few fucked up people making bad decisions and one guy vomiting outside
Reading your tweet the first party that came to mind was this fucked up New Years Eve party where I wound up getting an earful from this conspiracy theory psycho and me chewing my arm off to get away from him.