Mastodawn

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with a slow Internet connection to see who they really are.

Faster than going camping with them, which will produce the same result.

@cavyherd @clown Move some heavy furniture together. There’s a test. Make it unwieldy with no handles to grip.

@cordeliane @cavyherd @clown
The most intense version is the "isolate for three years during a global pandemic relationship test"

Well, yes 😂 (I'm thinking of Captain Awkward's fantasy of Global Divorce Amnesty Festivals after lockdown ended.)

But that hardly qualifies as "quick" 😂