If I just had a baby and was sitting in a donkey stable in the middle of winter and a little boy started drumming right in my sleeping infant's face, I would have totally lost my shit.
@SirEviscerate Good thing those occurrences only happen in fairytales!
@TinCanWin @SirEviscerate they prefer to be called faery. πŸ™„πŸ˜‰
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Nothing soothes a sleeping baby like a drum solo.
@SirEviscerate 🀣🀣🀣
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Forget the immaculate conception, the drummer boy story is why Mary was raised to sainthood. 😁
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Sheesh after travelling on a donkey and sleeping in a barn, I would have been so out of it, other people would have to tell me what I said to the kid later, "I said that? That was mean!"
@SirEviscerate now picture that you have weirdly out of season baby lambs…
@SirEviscerate You've already got those shepherds there with their damn sheep and lambs baa-ing all over the place. And then these posh blokes show up, and you know posh people always have loud voices, and they're sure to have an entourage. What a 'mare.
@SirEviscerate @corinne So many damned visitors! β€œYeah, ok, the gold is nice, but what the hell with you other two? You couldn’t bring nappies, or at least some wipes?”

@SirEviscerate Which reminds me of the wonderful line:

"Don't worry so much about the myrrh next time."

@SirEviscerate what if he whipped out a killer Wipeout solo?