@ewdocparris

-All that... Is it water?
-Yes it is. But, alas, you can't drink it.
-Is it poisonous?
-Absolutely.
-Remind me... Why do we have to use this "sunscreen"?
-It's their star, sir. It produces dangerous radiation. You can be blinded if you stare at it.
-And all these crystals beneath us?
-The sand? It's made of dead creatures. Crushed skeletons. Billions of them.
-Is this Hell? Are they being punished here?
-Actually, sir... the humans...
-Yes?
-They come here ...for FUN.

* gulp *