#dealingWithStrangers lesson 1:

If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, “did you bring the money?”

@benteh If anyone ever sits down next to me and asks “did you bring the money?” I am absolutely going to answer “Did you bring the merchandise?”

@bhawthorne or

"yes. the twins got out and The Tall One ate his lunch"