Talia Lavin
melon husk should buy cooler friends cuz these guys are just absolute losers
Dec 9, 2022 at 1:09amWeb
Show threaddaniel s.Dec 9, 2022
@swordsjew bari fucking weiss https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-twitter-bari-weiss-cousins-confidants-2022-12
Elon Musk brings in cousins, confidants, and Bari Weiss to Twitter

Elon Musk has owned Twitter for about five weeks. Already, he has made massive changes and upended norms of corporate hiring and access.

Insider
Show threadStillHMStillerDec 9, 2022
@swordsjew Calling him Melon Husk just makes it sound like Dr. Bunsen Honeydew took a *very* wrong turn in his life.
Show threadRenéeDec 9, 2022
@swordsjew Guy buys twitter for $44B thinking that now, NOW the cool people will have no choice but to hang out with him, and everyone interesting just collectively fucks immediately off