Bigpoppadrunk
Velocirooster adminensis 
Ok let's give this a whirl...
*ahem*
IT'S THEROPOD THURSDAY! SEND TOOOOOOOOOOTS!!!!!1
(link them in the replies for favs and boosts)
Princess of Whales @theropologist well hello there!! https://beige.party/@princesaballena/109474400876818669
Princess of Whales :bc: (@[email protected])
The outgoing message on my parents phone is, "Thank you for calling our happy family!" This confuses me every single time
Gogs@theropologist Yesss!! A fine tradition from the old country - thanks for the call!
https://mas.to/@Gogs/109462076403076598
https://mas.to/@Gogs/109462076403076598
Gogs (@[email protected])
You can have Rumpelstiltskin’s spindle when you pry it from his gold thread strands
Supa Fly Hella Dope 
Supa Fly Hella Dope :verified: (@[email protected])
Alien taking notes: These humans are so strange, their instinct is survival yet they all want to die
timoth‽
timoth‽ (@[email protected])
How many toots could a rooster boost if a rooster boosts loose toots‽
Julie Lavender Menace
Rev. Thurl Ravensbeige :bc: (@[email protected])
I'm so grateful that this Holiday Inn gave me and my pet rooster a place to stay for the night.
Christina Mother of Spiders
Christina Mother of Spiders (@[email protected])
Attached: 1 image Them: Please try not to be weird tonight. It's formal. Me: Weird? Me? I'm wounded. Me: * later
Grimm THIS ONE. This one never gets enough love. IT DESERVES BETTER.
https://beige.party/@GrimmReality/109412327272860004
Grimm :bc: (@[email protected])
My Hamlet prequel, Alas Poor Yorick, is about a comedian who dies penniless and unappreciated because dumb yammery Vikings are too busy doing brooding and murders to get jokes.
Omniscient Orb of Antlers 
Omniscient Orb of Antlers :bc: (@[email protected])
your kingdom, sire, it’s burgeoning #orb