Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
@dansinker I’ve got questions… many. Tagging @LauraMartinez
@dansinker i have a photo from a week ago of the exact thing for the exact same reason
@jeremybmerrill oh god I had a secret wish that I was seeing a market test
Street Tacos Everything Bagel Tortillas - Mission Foods

Enjoy a new flavor that leaves nothing out with Mission® Everything Bagel Street Tacos. Infused with the flavors of savory onion flakes, garlic flakes, pretzel salt, and pepper, they’re delicious and perfectly sized for a quick breakfast taco or savory snack.

Mission Foods
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"street tacos," my dudes - copyrighted, like all the best hipness from your Bagel-Tortilla, Mission-based joint
@dansinker would go great with pumpkin-spice hummus
@dansinker “STREET TACOS®”
@practise can't have just anyone claiming to make street tacos james
@dansinker It's more convincing when they shout it at us.
@dansinker
Product Manager standing in front of CEO: We bought a container ship full of this crap, cheap, so you have to figure out how to unload it, or you're all fired.
Marketing Department: We got this!
@dansinker I....
I'm confused, but I don't think I hate this.
No wait, I was picturing using them for wraps. But these are inappropriately small, so they can be used for 'street tacos'. You were right, this is terrible.