@lolennui what if I don’t have any cups and mugs that I haven’t cleaned up?

@lolennui I feel seen

@lolennui
My coke zero cans are my real family

@lolennui I’m surrounded by all the books I’m reading and haven’t finished, lol

@lolennui At my old place of work, we had a vending machine. One of the young trainees used to leave old cups of half drunk coffee all over his workbench. One day, he got a coffee to add to his ever-growing collection. He picked up what he thought was the current drink and took a swig, only to find it was a week old and had created a life form, capable of developing warp technology. Much spitting and swearing later, he decided it was time to clean up. Strangely, he kept his bench clean after.

@lolennui *puts hands over eyes* No I’m not!

@lolennui I thought we were only choosing violence on Twitter, not here

@lolennui with all the latte & green tea I consumed

@lolennui 🥹 I feel SEEN

@lolennui why you gotta call me out like this? 😅

@lolennui Aaaand that's why I use 1 mug and it gets to sit on the kitchen table unless I'm in the kitchen filling or cleaning it. My water bottle actually gets to come up to my room with me, but all it gets to get filled with is water. Otherwise, I'd drown in my own mugs XD

@lolennui 😂​

@lolennui the door is locked how'd you get in my home

@lolennui I like to wait til they mold (gardening ❤️ 🪴 )

@lolennui LISTEN

@lolennui a supporter crowd cheering for me, thx Amy 😨 👍

@lolennui for me it's all bottles and cans

@lolennui and the plates, and the bowls, and forks, and spoons, and knives, and

@lolennui Yup, the contents of some of these are practically sentient now

@lolennui wow. i am floored by this truth. Thank you. I feel so NOT alone! :)

@lolennui isn't this the damned truth...

@lolennui also, there’s always a spider within 2 meters, wherever you are.

@lolennui and all the wrappers of the granola bars I eat when I forget to make lunch