@ChickenPwny The Board: “so what you’re saying is we’re still far enough away to *see* the mushroom cloud, which means we might still be ok?”

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Maybe too abstract, have you tried something with crayons?

@ChickenPwny oh! you're saying that we need to migrate our servers to the cloud! that will let us save costs and hire *less* security engineers! great idea!
@astrid board of directors finding the cloud so they can
migrate it