Me: I want my computer to go to sleep so I close my laptop

External monitor: You turn off other monitor? Yes! YES! I am primary monitor now!

@PavelASamsonov it's been waiting for this moment its whole life. It can't believe you just reach up and... turn it off? What did it do to deserve having its hopes and dreams dashed so cruelly in its moment of triumph??
@PavelASamsonov Actually that's how I like my laptop with a big external monitor. Closed, but working external monitor being the primary screen. No need for that tiny screen at that point, it is just a distraction.
@PavelASamsonov Me: I want my laptop to use the 2nd screen. *shuts the lid*.
Laptop: Ahh, sleepy time.
“NO”!
@PavelASamsonov at the end of every single work day.
@PavelASamsonov as a bonus, shutting down my MacBook with the usb-c display cable attached never actually shuts it down but rather restarts the machine 🤷
@PavelASamsonov KDE (Linux) has really good config options that allows you to control this..

@PavelASamsonov

Me: I put my laptop to sleep by shutting it close
Also me: I accidentally bump the Bluetooth mouse connected to my laptop
Laptop (in clamshell mode): Oops, now I'm awake, and you have to open me up again to put me back to sleep or your battery will run out!