We need a Disney princess that lives in an underground bunker with a raccoon and stockpiles canned spaghetti.
@roxiqt If you're the last person alive, you're the princess by default!
@roxiqt the pasta and procyonid princess
@roxiqt with songs like β€œI Adore All the Omnivores” and β€œYou’ll Never Leave the Cave (Why Should You?),” how could it not be an international phenomenon?
@roxiqt This made me think of Tank Girl...
@roxiqt isn't that basically the plot of Treasure Planet?
@roxiqt Would it be singing spaghetti?
@roxiqt I was recently asked who was my favourite Disney princess, and I chose the Queen from Snow White. She was a princess once.
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I imagine that's what Nebula did with Rocket in between the Snap and the Blip.

@roxiqt That was Kimmy Schmidt.

Bless editing.

@roxiqt: Couldn't the raccoon be the princess? πŸ¦β€‹
@roxiqt πŸ‘‹πŸ» I nominate myself to be the raccoon princess.
@roxiqt I?! could be a Disney princess?
@roxiqt 'Fallout Barbie' with a full set of removable suppurating sore stickers and detachable hair
@roxiqt is the bunker surrounded by claymores