Static electricity โšก๏ธ
@stux sorcery ๐Ÿง™
@ricard pastafarism
@stux

@ffeth TIL, thank you good sir  

"a new religion that worships Flying Spaghetti Monster, initially created to protest the Kansas State School Board's decision to teach "Intelligent Design" in schools."

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pastafarianism

Urban Dictionary: Pastafarianism

a new religion that worships Flying Spaghetti Monster, initially created to protest the Kansas State School Board's decision to teach "Intelligent Design" in schools. Also known as the FSM cult

Urban Dictionary

@ricard @stux
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

- Arthur C. Clarke

*Name was wrong... ๐Ÿ™„

@Banananassass There's an edit button 
@ricard
Just "Delete and re-draft"...
@Banananassass Weird, your Mastodon instance is running v4.0.2 which should have it .
@ricard
๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพ Tusky? I don't know...
@Banananassass Ah, I thought you were using the web app 

@stux

That's how respirators work to prevent you from getting infected with COVID-19, except in reverse (they attract the virus particles using static electricity)

@Pat @stux whaaaaaat??? This is exactly why Iโ€™m here. Had no idea, thank you!

@stux

Love it! I will be showing this to my kid! ๐Ÿ˜„

@stux itโ€™s electric!

@stux

It's the Crystalline Entity! Shields up!! Photon torpedoes, full spread!!! Worf, start swearing in Klingon!

@RL_Dane @stux Thank goodness somebody else saw that too! The first thing that sprang to mind!

@stux bottom right of this cartoon:

https://xkcd.com/2682/

Easy or Hard

xkcd
@stux Thatโ€™s my hair ALL WINTER โ„๏ธ
@7islucky @stux came here to say the same thing.
@stux i want to know details to reproduce this at home if possible! Anyone knows?
@stux itโ€™s all fun and games until it fuses to your face.

@stux

Looks like just a regular morning with my hair ๐Ÿ˜Š

@stux My thin hair every day
@stux this is how they make all the deep sea horrors

@stux fantastic.

Grandkids get ready!

@stux Looks like fun, but my hair also does this given half a chance. Not a good look.
@stux This is how Shein make all of their clothes.
@stux I know voodoo when I see it ๐Ÿ˜€
@stux my old physics teacher, Dr. Leith, used to tell us thereโ€™s enough electricity in a twig to power a small town for a year.
@stux another reason I Love you in my feed!

@stux

This is so good, thank you for sharing.๐Ÿ˜

@stux ah hell nah my man made a force field
@stux would you be able to share the materials used to conduct so we can recreate? Thanks Iโ€™m advance!
@stux oh that's just the best๐Ÿ˜ƒ
@stux Like my hair in winterโ€”LOL!!
@stux Without a doubt one of the best demonstrations of static electricity I have ever seen.
@stux It looks like a giant wish flower seed!
@stux i have watched this more times than I'd like to admit, but like, SCIENCE IS SO COOL!!!
@stux
So Cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž!