echobitꜱᴇʟᴇᴄᴛ * ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇᴛ @Author_PCorrell
Me: No serial killer would ever lure me into their murder van. I'm too smart for that.
Murderer:
mask-wearing, socially distant entity@echobit @donmelton They would have to murder me IN the van, because once I got in, I’m not leaving until I’ve read every single book! “Put down the hatchet. I’m just getting to the good part!”