Give her what she really wants this holiday season. Death to the patriarchy, an ancient tome of curses from the forest witch, the hearts of her enemies, and deep pockets in every dress and pair of pants.
@OhNoSheTwitnt cargo dresses?
@RichSPK @OhNoSheTwitnt I have cargo skirts!
@OhNoSheTwitnt @NancyMittens @RichSPK My favorite green skirt had two deep side pockets sewn into the seams just below the waist.