Really enjoy a lot about Mastodon but feels like the odd time I make a lighthearted joke about the place I get scolded or lectured or both. Starting to almost miss the death threats on Twitter.

@Ciaraioch

I'm gonna flatter you to DEATH young wan. Tell you stories about how LOVELY and TALENTED you are until your inner critic reaches out and stops your heart in a final moment of desperation

How'd I do?

@froodie Needs slightly more violence but otherwise acceptable