Vladimir Putin fell down stairs, soiled himself

Russian President Vladimir Putin fell down the stairs and soiled himself this week amid mounting speculation that his health is declining.

New York Post
@brianbeutler I mean, this is not exactly solid reporting, but it has the great virtue of being hilarious
@brianbeutler this all sounds very Oniony.
@brianbeutler. Are those inclined for putin's position as hard core dictator as he is?