Well?

@ancient_catbus but if I pick it up, it’s parents will abandon it

@Eins_Corgi_Butt @ancient_catbus but wouldn't it be happier spending its life trapped in a tiny, spacetime mangling prisonsphere except when you let it out for brutal, illegal, gladiatorial animal abuse?

@PRNE @ancient_catbus that’s really my plan all along. Let the little guy fall into the depths of despair & loneliness. Then when the time is right, swoop in like a savior. It’s really the best way to build a loving relationship