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geekysteven
Dec 1, 2022
Ugh, how embarrassing. The detective who suspects me of murder told me not to leave town and I said "you too" back.
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Alex R
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just wait until you accidentally say ‘I love you’ to the judge at your sentencing hearing! So cringe!
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