@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon the one who actually fighted the Thales philosopy: water is not the origin but the end of everything... (obviously, after the Heraklitean lesson of "panta rei")
@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon Classics professor enters a tailoring shop and places a pair of trousers on the counter. "Euripides?" asks the tailor, the Prof nods, "Eumenides?"
@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon Who was so ignorant as to mess up both alphabetical and chronological order, not to say to place Herodotus among philosophers? π
@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon The group constructing that sign obviously failed at the Jeopardy category, "Philosophers whose names begin with I," so went with two H guys instead.