krisDec 1, 2022
Wilde Thingy

When I was a kid, I wanted to live in the future.

Now I'm here, I've changed my mind.

Nov 30, 2022 at 5:53pmWeb
Show threadAlbatroz JeremiasNov 30, 2022
@Wildethingy WHAT? THE FUTURE IS BEING AMAZING! LOVE MASTODON MATE! 
Show threadTonya CanningNov 30, 2022

@Wildethingy

Child me watching Knight Rider: "When I grow up, I'm going to have a car like that."

Adult me watching Knight Rider: "Can you imagine the cost of upkeep on that thing?"

Show threadBillEinNYCDec 1, 2022
@Wildethingy
When I was a child there was no future
Now however I kid
Show threadMike LeechDec 2, 2022
@Wildethingy it's a little more dystopia than I expected. Flying cars and life like the Jetsons ?
Show threadFernheadDec 2, 2022
@Wildethingy I believe that I was born 200 years in the past. That’s now, so I have to pretend that everything is quaint and nostalgic of a time before everyone had reason.
Show threadMain Event Kris MastodonDec 2, 2022
@Wildethingy We were promised flying cars. The closest we have now are electric cars that burst into flames. The future sucks.
Show threadWilde ThingyDec 2, 2022
@kriswd40 😔
Show threadLigia MorrisDec 2, 2022
@Wildethingy same here..
Show threadLu LocateliDec 2, 2022
@Wildethingy happy you come! Now I just need LawyerThoughts here and i can delete my Twitter
Show threadWilde ThingyDec 2, 2022
@lulocateli 😘