"waah waaah mastodon is slow and glitchy sometimes, how can you bear it"

bitch I grew up with dial up. I scrolled endlessly through the hampster dance, half the jpegs broken. I spent an hour looking for and downloading a simple mp3. I waited my 54 minutes to continue watching a ropey stream of true blood with unsynced audio. I still use tumblr. you are like tiny baby

@stavvers My pupils asked me how old I am in class the other day. I told them I'm eeeEEEEEEEEiiiiiiiii wrgglllyyyyy kkkhhhhhhhhh BAM BAM BAM old
@Loukas @stavvers fun fact: i could once, and can probably still, sing a 1200-baud carrier tone well enough that a modem will try to connect to me.
@Loukas @stavvers actually this would be fun as hell to test. @ncommander do you have hardware we could use for it?
@adrienne @Loukas @stavvers Uh, I actually might, although it might only be 300 baud ...
@ncommander @Loukas @stavvers we could do it as a silly party trick on your next charity stream? :D