Little #TheUntamed #livecommentary thread myself, feel free to mute this convo!

"He's afraid of our amulets! Everybody, take off your clothes!"

...I don't think I'm enjoying this the way I should be, but I'm having fun while I can because inevitably the melodrama will start. Always does with these series. I've been burned by so many wuxia styled Taiwanese series, ugh....so pretty, usually start out lighthearted and cracky, and then so full of angst and pain.

LMAO Wu Xian is like "Whoa synchronized stripping!

Aww they didn't do more than take off the outermost layer, pity.

This actor for Wuxian really has great comedic facial expressions that don't go too far into schtick. Wasn't impressed with him in the opening death flashback, it's the sort of Asian "This is what I think sadness looks like" acting style as opposed to visceral "This is what I know sadness feels like" method acting, but he's got great presence when the scene has a sense of comedy.

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Goddamn, most fictional musically talented warriors take a small drum or flute. This dude sees the clan bat signal and yoinks a whole damn guqing.

This fight is so confusing. So Wuxian is remote controlling the zombies to fight the third zombie...why not control the third zombie too and get them all to off each other? What's the plan here?

Oops, the zombie lady got too close to someone, better stop her! Wait, why do you look surprised that your secret red energy punch worked?

Oh wait, you're surprised by the arrival of mystery dude through the house? ...who then arrives by flying over the house??

Who ok'd this sequence and thought it made sense???

Less impressed by the guqing, the thing's floating in air, Lan Zhan has a cheat.

WTF DID HE JUST VIOLINIST OF HAMELIN AT THE ZOMBIE WITH THE GUQING????

Oh COME ON this dude playing the strings shouldn't need CGI glowlights warping his fingers. Just glow it and make it look like the DDR game that seems to have inspired the aesthetic, less is more with CGI ugh.

Yeah his music is a magical attack a la Hamelin or Symphogears but there must be better ways of depicting the mystical charged energy than 'an intern dragged the warp tool through the clip.'

Awww...puppy dog eyes from Wuxian as he gazes at Lan Zhan while hiding.

Ok, Lan Zhan just vanished the guqing into space storage pocket...I am very much no longer impressed that he grabbed it on the way out to answer the signal between its lack of gravity and the ability to disperse into light motes.

Point of clarity! How can Wuxian tell those are mourning clothes? They look identical to the white robes of the rest of the bat gang.

Watching the end credits (And wow, they are LONG for a tv show, same with the opening credits. Hope they get shorter, doubt it though) and it's surreal to see these new young actors reminding me of Asian cinema in decades past. I can't quite remember who they remind me of, and in some cases I think it's Western actors they resemble.

Onto episode 2! No, the op credits don't get any shorter. Damn, who even does a 2 minute opening and closing for a show these days?

Wait, so Wuxian has left the building. The entire household the body he's possessing is either dead or...scattered? Like what happened to all the maids and guards? They all conveniently vanished at the end of ep 1 but the only one the white lighters noticed pulling a disappearing act was Mo/Wuxian.

NGL lowkey am shipping Wuxian with the nicer of the two Gusu brothers whose names entirely have escaped me.

Because I didn't start commenting until midway through ep1, I'll say it now: that mask is RIDICULOUS. OMG is it made of castiron? Porcelain would break the way it fell before.

LMAO everybody using the tools Wuxian created while calling him Teh_Ebils. It's like a bad 'Avengers abuse Tony Stark' fic.

LMAO LEGIT LAUGHING

"What, is he your daddy?"

"No, he's my idol!"

The traditional Western taunt analogous to this conversational context is "If you love him so much why don't you marry him?" and it is mashing with 'daddy' and 'idol' in hilarious ways.

Wuxian hears basically his fan and anti arguing and is like "Welp, gonna walk away now."

In light of the rather specific connotations peaches have obtained in modernity, Ah Yan offering her peach to Wuxian is hilarious. Her caretaker?mother?'s face says it all: she /knows/ what Ah Yan has just done.

Oops, wait, turns out it's an apple. The FORBIDDEN FRUIT lmao.

WTF how did Ah Yan climb up that mountain top?? That looks like a HIKE. And she's dancing, gonna fall off. Gonna push her sobbing caretaker off too.

Oh, it's her mom...sad. Wait, is this the mountain that drove the original body owner mad? Or was that somewhere else? What, is this like the Chinese version of the invasion of the body snatchers, only the aliens are bad at pretending to be humans?

Hobbits and dwarves in spiderwebs? Oh wait, no that's just ppl in nets.

Too many dudes wearing white in this show. I thought Jin was maybe one of the others, nope, he's a new character.

This is like a Disney movie. Somewhat quirky female waltzes into the woods and summons an animal. Only it's attached to a person. First Jin meet-cutes girl, then Jin meet-cutes guy.

Jin looking down at the fallen Wuxian gives me Legolas vibes.

LMAO Jin 'knows' him as the crazy body-owner.

Ah yes, the 'yo mama' never fails to start a fight.

The way Jin's hair/wig falls around his face as he's stuck to the ground makes him look like a genie.

Fuck, Jiang Cheng really reminds me of someone but I have zero idea who. It's bugging me. Reeeeally bugging me.

And lo, Lan Zhan and his 8 holy bride/grooms have come to save the day.

OMG AND THEY PUT JIN ON MUTE. THEY MUTED THE SELF-ABSORBED TROLL THIS IS GOLD.

Hang on, where did Ah Yan go? She just poofed after instigating chaos.

Ugh, ok so it's clear that Jiang Cheng is an asshole, but I think he's hot. I have a problem.

Dude, Wuxian, my man, you are not hiding when half of you is clearly sticking out from behind the tree.

Aww....Jin is still an ass, but kudos to Wuxian for reflecting and slapping himself for pulling a 'yo mama' on his senpai's kid once he learned the backstory.

Is...lying on those rocks part of your self-flagellation? Because dude. Wow.

Brides of Lan Zhan, you should've stuck around for the old man to finish his thought about the weeping - no, dancing angels. Don't blink, they move!

Again, selective blindness. Wuxian wonders where the old man went but not the donkey??

The irony of I-Dream-of-Jin-nie coming to make a wish...DON'T BLINK.

LMAO The statue comes to life -the one made of STONE- and they all draw their swords. I know this is wuxia and sword ki etc is a thing, but still rocks beat scissors...

LMAO Wuxian "Kids, kids, wait up for this old man." The 'kids' are not impressed. "Ok, bros, my bros, let's be cool."

They sent up ONE flare at the Mo house. How do none of them have any left? Wuxian is right in telling them they're gonna be in big trouble when Lan Zhan finds out. For reals the parallel between the bridegrooms and the DC Bat Family is clear to me - Batdad Lan Zhan is going to be Very Disappointed in his kids.

YES I AM HERE FOR WUXIAN THE PROFESSOR.

Wait, did I miss something? When did the Bat-grooms meet/see Ah Yan, and thereby have so much to infer from her existence?

As TV CGI goes this stone-goddess isn't half bad.

Naughty giggling - technically the Eng translation is right, "Why did you take my sword?" but the literal Mandarin is "Why'd you pull my sword?" and I'm just snickering to myself ok.

Wuxian took the sword to make himself a flute to blow. Mmmkay. So much innuendo here.

Oh no. I have the hots for Zombie General Wen Ning. I'm confused, though - if Wuxian didn't think Wen Ning would answer the flute, why play the flute?

Lan Zhan touches Wuxian. Now kiff damn it.

Oh fuck, that is not the expression of someone who's happy Wuxian is dead, that is someone hoping against hope that Wuxian still exists. Did I stumble across a ship? I knew in the opening he looked sad when he killed Wuxian but it looked more like betrayal and hurt, not...this.

@DDimetrodon
Uhoh it sounds like you're concerned about whether the plot makes sense.   

There are many, many plot holes, inconsistencies & dropped plot threads ahead of you ahahaha

@lookitmychicken Noooooooo

I don't mind plotholes for the sake of story, but when the plotholes interfere with the story is when I have problems. Like, if there's a basic structural logic issue.

Might just be I haven't watched any Asian dramas in a very, very long time and am no longer used to the conventions used.

@DDimetrodon
Aish well there are definitely some chunks of the plot that make No Sense but I try not to look at them too closely 😅