@accidentalciso it's better to pour gasoline across the bridge and then light it than to try to run across a burning bridge.

@accidentalciso I don’t burn bridges. I just loosen the bolts, very slowly…

@accidentalciso that sounds less exciting

@accidentalciso that assumes that I *want* to cross it...

@accidentalciso but it's cold and I'm just looking to warm up a bit

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Also, Pillage THEN burn.

@accidentalciso Coward. Light it while you're still on it. Make a statement! 😎​