Good morning, #Fedis, Fedettes and assorted Fedihybrids. Do we have a date for the Twitter memorial service, yet?

I’ll bring bagels and crumb cake. (My grandma Rose once told me this is was the only appropriate moment for crumb cake.)

@shoq your grandma was wrong. All occasions are appropriate for crumb cake.

@tedgarrison3 She's been dead so long, I don't think your comment is going to offend her much.

Now take your stale, crumbly high-calorie baked goods and GTFO! :)